Pucker Up : Tristan Taormino

Taking our nieces to their very first Dodger game...

Sat, 11 May 2013 21:51:39 -0400

Taking our nieces to their very first Dodger game #CAfamilytradition

Congratulations to Kaite & Brian, I love you!!!

Fri, 03 May 2013 22:00:36 -0400

Congratulations to Kaite & Brian, I love you!!!

The standing room only crowd at Bucknell University for my...

Tue, 23 Apr 2013 22:22:18 -0400

The standing room only crowd at Bucknell University for my Sexploration talk.

From today’s hike: ice blocks melting in the stream.

Sun, 24 Feb 2013 13:39:49 -0500

From today’s hike: ice blocks melting in the stream.

The pure joy of a tutu and a 3 1/2 year old!

Sun, 16 Dec 2012 14:10:16 -0500

The pure joy of a tutu and a 3 1/2 year old!

My first time baking gluten-free vegan dessert: salted chocolate...

Thu, 22 Nov 2012 20:28:55 -0500

My first time baking gluten-free vegan dessert: salted chocolate tart. Verdict: YES.

Our gluten-free vegan meal: pumpkin mushroom risotto, grilled...

Thu, 22 Nov 2012 18:57:46 -0500

Our gluten-free vegan meal: pumpkin mushroom risotto, grilled tofu, @whateverjeanne’s roasted brussel sprouts & garlicky kale.

Yup. We are at the #SYTYCD Tour! Don’t judge. I love...

Tue, 20 Nov 2012 20:37:04 -0500

Yup. We are at the #SYTYCD Tour! Don’t judge. I love dance!

Beautiful day for a hike in the park with the dogs.

Thu, 11 Oct 2012 15:26:24 -0400

Beautiful day for a hike in the park with the dogs.

The cover of my new movie: The Expert Guide to Female...

Sat, 06 Oct 2012 12:32:48 -0400

The cover of my new movie: The Expert Guide to Female Ejaculation, in stores October 16. Starring Jada Fire (in one of her final performances before she retired), Christian, Kaci Starr, Anthony Rosano, Dylan Ryan, Derrick Pierce, Kylie Worthy, and Mr. Marcus.

The disc in my back as interpreted by my physical therapist. Why...

Thu, 30 Aug 2012 15:18:06 -0400

The disc in my back as interpreted by my physical therapist. Why won’t it just heal and behave already? I’ve got shit to do, people.

Mexico City Days 1-2

Thu, 23 Aug 2012 13:54:20 -0400

The first few days in Mexico City have been amazing! We arrived at the Mexico City airport, cleared customs, and made our way out to find our ride. I spotted a woman with jet black hair holding a full-sized poster of Muestra Cine y Sexo, la Mirada Femenina, the film festival and conference (which clearly says it’s about women and porn)—how fabulous is that?

She escorted us to the hotel where all the out of town guests are staying: The V Motel Boutique, dubbed “the love hotel.” It’s super hip and modern and includes free (American) porn movies on the TV, a sex chair, a poster of various positions you can get into on said chair, as well as a “sex menu,” where you can order sex toys, condoms, and lingerie via room service. It’s pretty campy and fabulous.

We settled in, then headed to a bar with the other pornographers—Jennifer Lyon Bell from Amsterdam, Liandra Dahl from Australia, Ingrid Ryberg from Sweden, and Marit Ostberg from Berlin—for a pre-conference party. We met a ton of people who were so excited to meet all of us. I did a brief TV interview (!) and talked with students, professors, conference volunteers, and fans. We went back to the hotel and crashed because I had to wake up super early the next morning!

After a quick breakfast of hot cakes with honey, I met up with a filmmaker who’s doing a documentary about the film festival. She had a crew of 8 people, and spent about 90 minutes interviewing me and shooting B roll.

Then, we met up with Jennifer and Liandra and headed to the Frida Kahlo Museum (also known as Casa Azul), which is in the famous blue house that she shared with Diego Rivera. The museum is full of artwork by her and Rivera, as well as photographs, personal letters, and the art they collected. Many of the rooms are set up as they were when Kahlo and Rivera lived there, with their actual furniture, art supplies, personal items, pottery collection, etc. It’s a really magical place, and I am so glad I went.

In addition, there was an exhibit called “El Bano de Frida Kahlo,” which featured photographs taken by Graciela Iturbide in 1995 after the bathroom of Casa Azul was reopened for the first time since Kahlo’s death. She took photos of Frida’s corsets/back braces, crutches, medical supplies, and one of her prosthetic legs—all placed in the bathroom. They are black and white and very spooky and emotional.

Then we walked through the Coyoacan District (coyote district) and visited a local market before we made our way to a fancy lunch location that we had picked out ahead of time. The food was great. We ordered 5 dishes to share so we could try a lot and had everything from tuna steak to shrimp tacos to shrimp rolls to duck mole to grasshopper tacos! The grasshoppers were a really fun adventure. We each only had a little and they really didn’t have much taste, more of a texture experience. Now we can check that off the bucket list! We got some delicious churros from a street vendor, then headed back to the hotel.

I believe that @the_Jada_Fire’s scene w/@ChristianXXX1 in...

Sun, 22 Jul 2012 18:59:18 -0400

I believe that @the_Jada_Fire’s scene w/@ChristianXXX1 in The Expert Guide to Female Ejaculation was one of her last ones before she retired from porn. Can you see her ejaculate?

NSFW 2 of my favorite performers ever: @ChristianXXX1 &...

Sun, 22 Jul 2012 18:08:16 -0400

NSFW 2 of my favorite performers ever: @ChristianXXX1 & @the_Jada_Fire and, of course, the Vixen Creations Gee Whizzard attachment for the Hitachi Magic Wand!

NSFW A crazy close up of @KylieGWorthy squirting on...

Sun, 22 Jul 2012 17:56:29 -0400

NSFW A crazy close up of @KylieGWorthy squirting on @DPiercexxx’s cock in The Expert Guide to Female Ejaculation.

NSFW Here’s awesome squirting MILF @KylieGWorthy,...

Sun, 22 Jul 2012 17:47:18 -0400

NSFW Here’s awesome squirting MILF @KylieGWorthy, @DPiercexxx & a glass dildo.

NSFW @thedylanryan & @akamrmarcus in The Expert Guide to...

Sun, 22 Jul 2012 17:27:26 -0400

NSFW @thedylanryan & @akamrmarcus in The Expert Guide to Female Ejaculation. There’s not just squirting, there’s romance, people.

And NSFW @thedylanryan & @akamrmarcus…love that hand...

Sun, 22 Jul 2012 16:02:57 -0400

And NSFW @thedylanryan & @akamrmarcus…love that hand print on her ass.

More of NSFW @Misskacistarr & Anthony Rosano from my new...

Sun, 22 Jul 2012 15:45:01 -0400

More of NSFW @Misskacistarr & Anthony Rosano from my new squirting sex ed movie, coming soon!

Here is NSFW @misskacistarr. That’s Anthony Rosano’s...

Sun, 22 Jul 2012 15:23:26 -0400

Here is NSFW @misskacistarr. That’s Anthony Rosano’s hand. From The Expert Guide to Female Ejaculation, my forthcoming movie from Vivid-Ed.